24

Well, I'm 24. It feels quite similar to 23, but I've learned a lot this year. I've had a bachelorette party, married my best friend, gone on a honeymoon, felt the panic/burden of unemployment...twice, been a substitute teacher, made less than minimum wage, gone back to college (and changed my major 3 times...for a total of 10 majors altogether), and wound up as a permanent temp. What a year!! I've learned a lot, but I've comprised a list (duh, because I love lists) of lessons learned this year.

24 Lessons from My 24th Year
1. The rapture is as unpredictable as it has ever been. But the end of the world date has now been moved to October 21, 2011. Get ready.
2. Teaching is not an awful job once you've gained some perspective. It's a lot easier to work with middle schoolers acting like middle schoolers than grown people who act that way. Not to mention the benefits and holidays are brilliant.
3. Too much of a good thing is still too much. This applies to many wonderful things including rhinestones and bridesmaids. Minimalism is positive.
4. Mice cannot swim. If you'd like to take care of mice on your glue traps, simply fill a small trash can with water and let him attempt a swim lesson. Certain death.
5. Having a family does not make someone an adult.
6. Happiness is truly a state of mind and a choice.
7. "Give me more work, I'm bored" roughly translates into "Take advantage of me." Remember this.
8. Sex education in the United States is absolutely inadequate.
9. Sometimes a few highlights in your hair are pure magic and will transform your self esteem.
10. All anybody has is a few contingency plans. I'm no exception. Neither are you.
11. Your wedding day will be perfect to you regardless of how it actually plays out. Stop stressing and enjoy every second.
12. A good phone date should never be considered a waste of time. These are good for your soul.
13. See an allergist. This will save tons of money in ER visits and will not hinder your beach vacations. It also limits steroid use which is almost as fun as a trip to the OB/GYN
14. There's nothing better than a Kindle. If you're considering one, buy it.
15. Heart burn does not actually burn. It consists of stinging, stabbing, radiating pain instead. You may or may not think you're having a heart attack. Do not argue with your doctor about this. He/she knows what they're talking about.
16. Paraprofessionals are both underappreciated and underpaid.
17. It's possible for your description of home to change. As cheesy as it sounds it really is where your heart is. Mine is here in Thomasville with Tyler.
18. Dance steps are often called different names in different studios.
19. No stand-up comedian will ever be as funny as 7 year old ballerinas.
20. Walking with your spouse is the best exercise. You get a little work out and a lot of bonding time.
21. Moving closer to town is completely worth it, even if it means down sizing...a lot.
22. Baby fever is a serious predicament. Specifically when you're broke and moderately unemployed.
23. You cannot be a surrogate mother if you've never had your own child. Yes I've looked into it.
24. Rules do not always apply to everyone. Get used to that. 

Have YOU learned any lessons this year?

In other news, I had a fantastic 24th Birthday! Lots of family, friends, and cake, and TONS of facebook messages (which I love)! Pictures to come soon:)

XOXO,
24 year old Hannah